Are Fangirls Quackers?

I haven't finished watching Fleche-Wallone yet (although we all know how it ended) so I don't have any comments to make on that race yet.

But a question arose concerning the amount of rain in the Classics area, and there was a suggestion that our riders should be developing webbed feet as a precaution, or possibly to make them go faster. Clearly, this would require re-naming of the teams.

Our boys would therefore become RadioQuack.

As you can see, the kit is stylish and classy in this new incarnation: don't worry about the lack of sponsor names, it's only due to my very basic graphics package and my lack of time....

RadioQuack will of course be chased by the other teams, who would no doubt try to copy this new strategy, before the UCI ban it.

LiquiQuack were first to leap into the breach, closely followed by EusQuackTel, who were very pleased that their orange kit nicely complemented the beak colour.

SaxoQuack, still with only 32 points, oh dear, were prepared to try anything that might help them get through this season.

Omega Pharma QuackStep (currently leading the UCI team rankings) are looking very promising.

Sky ProQuacking Team and GreenEdge ProQuacking Team - well, I think those two haven't fully embraced the philosophy. Perhaps once they see how well the others are doing, they might participate a little more whole-heartedly.

Garmin-Quack-a-cuda, however, are splashing away like mad, they are really keen to get their little webbed feet pedalling.

AG2Quack la Mondiale, likewise, are coming up fast, and are determined not to let SaxoQuack overtake them in UCI points.

The Dark Lords of Katusha were a bit reluctant to get involved: they wanted to be known as The Quack Lords of Katusha, but it was rejected by the UCI, so for the time being they have settled on a tentative Ka-QUACK-ka, with the emphasis firmly on the middle syllable.

Right, time I got on with some work.... have a nice day, everyone!