Showing posts with label Pro-cycling. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pro-cycling. Show all posts

Rob Hatch promoted to Honorary Schlecklander!

If you read any of my race reports, you'll know that I have opinions about the commentators - I like Magnus Backstedt very much, and Rob Hayles:  and to date I have been taking the mickey out of Rob Hatch, who tends to over-pronounce the foreign non-English names.

Now, I don't mind anyone pronouncing names correctly - ah, remember the lovely Leelu and the "Graeme Brown?" voice post - but it seems to me that pronouncing AG2R in French - Ahh-gzee-durrs-air rather than the usual Ay-Jee-Two-Arr  - is what you might call over-egging the pudding.

And I've accused Ron Hatch of this a couple of times.

Err, well, every time he's commenting, actually.

Yesterday afternoon I was skiving wasn't able to work due to weather, so I was on Twitter following the Tirreno-Adriatico rainy flat stage.

The race ended, but there was no notification as to where Andy finished, so a fellow Tweeter, Jen, tweeted the question to Rob Hatch.

I joined in:


LOL!  Oh, I just love it when these guys read our tweets, and answer nicely, with humour! Rob, you are now an honorary Schlecklander, and I will never again criticise you for your pronunciation. Well, let's be honest, I will still take the mickey, but only in a nice way. Promise.

And hey, isn't he young? I had sort of formed the impression that he was, errr, quite senior... sorry, Rob!

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All Hail, the Dark Lords!

Yes, cower brief mortals:  the Dark Lords of Katusha have exerted their will, and are back in the UCI Pro-Team ranks again.

CAS, Court of Arbitration for Sport, have over-ruled the UCI decision that the Dark Lords of Katusha just weren't up to scratch for Pro-Team status.

We still don't know exactly why the UCI threw them out, bearing in mind that they were second in the team UCI rankings last year, and their man Rodriguez was the top UCI individual rider, beating even Bradley Wiggins.

Rumour has it that it was on ethical grounds, ie a reaction to the several small doping scandals that Katusha have suffered recently.

But whatever it was, the UCI ruled them out, they appealed, and now they are back in.

Oh dear.

The UCI restrict the number of teams to 18 for a reason: 22 teams is about the most you can sensibly have without racing degenerating into a blood-bath, with dozens of riders and hundreds of vehicles push and shove their way around the course. We have already seen what a circus the Tour is turning into, what with the French TV car running Johnny Hoogerland and Juan Antonio Fletcher off the road, not to mention various other disgraceful drag-your-bike-under-my-wheels incidents.

If the UCI increase the number of Pro Teams to 19, that means fewer ProContinental teams can compete.  And they are the ones who are working their way up, who need the wildcard invites and the chance to ride with "the big boys" in order to test themselves, and in order to get those UCI points in order to make the jump to Pro Team.

Not to mention the small political fact that the organising country can dish out those wildcards as they please, which means they can favour their own national teams (the Tour usually has at least 2 or 3 French teams among the wildcards) (mostly due to the mystifyingly small number of French teams good enough to reach Pro Team status) (and I still don't really understand why France, home of the biggest cycle race ever, don't have lots and lots and lots of really world-class riders...).

So if the number of wildcards is reduced, the organisers are not going to be happy.  I'm not even mentioning back-handers for including certain teams, but you can bet your boots that some level of bribery goes on, behind the scenes...

So what happens now? The UCI are going to have to make a decision, and it's going to be a tough one.

Off the top of my head, I would think that they can:

1) Throw out another Pro Team to drop the total back down to 18.
2) Tell organisers "sorry, mes amis, only 3 wildcards this year"
3) Reduce the number of riders per team, so we have 23 teams but one less rider per team.
4) Tell the 19 Pro Teams that they are now drawing lots to see who has to sit out each race.
4a) Invent some complicated method of allocating places.

This is not going be good, whatever happens.

I mean, 1) throw out a Pro Team. What!!! How can they do that, once the season has already started? No, I just don't think they can do that. The sponsors would be furious. As would the team.

2) reduce wildcards? It's the obvious thing to do, but most of them have already been allocated. In fact, that was a big part of the problem, as the Dark Lords were already cut out from Giro d'Italia, Paris-Nice, the Criterium du Dauphine, and most recently the Tour de Romandie. If those races didn't want to invite the Dark Lords, what are they going to do now that they will be forced to accept them? Red faces all round, I think... and I would not want to be an organiser, and to have to park next to the Dark Lords' team bus on a dark night...

Reducing the number of riders per team, 3) is a thought: and you might remember that I've already suggested that to make the Tour safer.  My suggestion was to reduce the team from 9 to 7, allowing two substitute riders, with the proviso that only riders who ride every day are eligible for GC. This would allow teams to either use their domestiques harder, or more appropriately, giving them time to recover between rides, or to choose to go sprinter-heavy on some days, climber-heavy on others. It would also mean that more teams would finish with a full team - they could afford to "lose" two members to injury/illness without being at such a disadvantage. However, any such proposal needs a lot of thought, much more than I gave it, and would have to be announced a year before it was introduced, to allow teams time to adjust their tactics etc. It would be very poor management to just throw it at the teams with no warning.

So I have a horrible thought that it's going to be 4 or 4a: the UCI are going to come up with some ridiculous method of cutting the number back down to 18.

Perhaps they will make the teams draw straws at the sign-on box? Yes, that would go down well, wouldn't it - you get your entire team trained up for a race, ship out all your kit and equipment, to be told on the first day "sorry, you're out, pack up and go."

Perhaps they will make the bottom four teams - the original bottom three plus the Dark Lords - participate in a knock-out competition before each race to see who has to sit it out? But what if the Dark Lords lose, they will appeal! So the competition will have to be rigged to ensure that one of the others loses. Oh dear, oh dear...

Perhaps they will just rotate those bottom four? That has the benefit of simplicity, although it could be seen as jolly hard luck on the other three... mind you, they could easily have been out of the Pro Team altogether, so maybe they'll be grateful to get three-quarters of the races? Ah, but there are only three BIG races.  Oh dear, oh dear.

It's safe to say that there is no easy answer, and I am looking forward to seeing just what a cock-up the UCI are going to make of it.

Anyone else have any predictions?

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Last but one...

...and one day to go.

Go, Andy!  Stick with it!

Yes, with just one more day of racing in the Tour Down Under, RadioLeopard are leading the Team classification, Jensie is getting more publicity every day - and quite right too, go Jensie! - and Andy is still going, Yay,!

Keep those pedals turning, Andy my pet, keep them turning - I don't care if you come in last, but I will be very happy indeed if you finish the race, in one piece, and hopefully without pain in the pelvis area.

I am sure that there are going to be people criticising him for not "having a go" at winning, but I for one will be more than happy just to hear that Andy finished the race safely.

*sings Eisen Andy song*

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Seven minutes Forty-Eight seconds...

Not a brilliant day for Andy, but at least RadioLeopard had three guys in the final sprint.

Andy came in with the 6'19" group, along with Stuey - probably having a chat on the way, do we think?  Annoyingly, we have no TV coverage, and no video coverage either. Sigh. Never mind, we can see enough from the photos to think that the RadioLeopard kit is not much changed from last year, but it does look a bit too "orange" as opposed to "red". But this could just be the light - sometimes our coverage of Quatar has strange washed-out colours due to the bright light.


There was one clip on good old Steephill TV, showing Andy holding a kangaroo, apparently it's called "Schlecky". Chorus of "Aaaaw!" from the Schlecklanders.  We have to assume that this is a tribute, not some obscure insult...

...meanwhile here in sunny England, yesterday we nearly saw the sun:


Yes, that strange orange thing is the sun, attempting to rise and burn off the fog.

By lunchtime it was glorious:


Today, not so nice: grey cloud, fog, more snow, and LLB and I decided to be adventurous and go for a walk up to Monsal Head, but it took us so long to get through Deep Dale- here is the entrance and, as you can seen, not much of a path to follow -


... that we had to abandon that plan, change direction, and head for Sheldon for lunch.  To get there we had to go for a scramble up an incredibly steep slope: clearly marked as Public Footpath but no-one else had been up it, and the undisturbed snow gave us no clue as to where the actual path was.

This photo doesn't really show quite how steep it was, but it's pretty enough to be worth including:


So that was our exciting day in the snow for today.

It's been snowing lightly all day, and the forecast for tomorrow is more snow for us, and "lumpy" for them.

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One minute, twenty nine seconds...

Yay, Tour Down Under has started today - so far in the UK we have no coverage of it (mind you, LLB and I are away  on holiday, so our viewing options are a bit restricted)  but I can tell from good old Steephill TV that Andy came in 105th today.

Now that sounds quite bad, but he is only a minute and a half down, and looking at the time gaps, he came in the fourth or fifth group home? Something like that, anyway. He was the last of the RadioLeopards to come home, oops, but he said "Today was not an easy day."

He also said "It’s early in the season so I’m still finding my way in the peloton, but perhaps I will find that I have the legs on tomorrow’s climb.”

Fingers crossed for tomorrow, then!

Meanwhile, in Sunny England:


This is what we encountered on Sunday, at a place called Lathkill Dale: the sign on the way in says "Beware, Mines".

Not the sort that go "Boom!" when you tread on them, but very old lead mines, also known as "holes in the ground".

When walking in this area in the summer, people are advised to keep an eye open for disused mines, ie holes in the ground.

Bit difficult to see them under all this snow!

Yesterday, we bravely ventured up the fields behind the holiday cottage, where no-one had been before, being very careful at the top, where we remembered that there were mines (we've been to this same area several times, so we know it quite well) and using walking poles as useful hole-in-the-ground detectors.

The stile (arrangement for getting over dry stone walls) was completely invisible, but we knew where it ought to be, so we scrambled over the wall in the right place, dropping down the other side into thigh-deep snow drifts.

 Here is the view looking back - you see those two wooden posts? They are five feet tall, and the wall between is just over four feet tall. Those huge holes in the snow are from our legs.

The snow has drifted up to the top of the wall!

But never mind, we said to each other, we are safe now, we are in the lane, which has walls on each side, and there are bound to have been lots of people walking along it, not like the fields that we have just waded up.

Ah.

Our mistake.

This is the lane, four feet deep in snow, you can see on the left that the snow has actually drifted up to and over the wall.... and no-one has been along here today.

Did we turn tail and flee?

Did we rush back to our nice warm holiday cottage?

No, we did not, for we are brave Schlecklanders - well, I am a brave Schlecklander, and LLB is always game for a laugh -  so we started along the lane.

In some places it was only a foot or more deep, but some of the drifts were well over thigh-height for me, so it was quite an adventure! And then we came across these strange beasts:

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Yes, they are reindeer. In England.

Presumably the farmer keeps them for some special reason - I have no idea.

I share this with you so that you know why I don't have much info on what Andy's up to  - although I would say, if you have missed it, it's worth checking the newly-renamed RadioLeopard site,  they have galleries of photos from the training/team building sessions, and some of those are quite nice.  As I only have my little laptop up here, I can't cut-and-paste photos in quite the normal way, so you will have to go and look at them for yourselves.

So, fingers crossed for a good day for Andy tomorrow, in the Tour Down Under, and no more snow for us!









Today, we woke up to find that the snow had stopped, and the sun was trying to shine.

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Right! That's that over and done with...

...so Armstrong has confessed.

He doped.

He lied.

He cheated.

He bullied people.

And I was wrong when I said that his Oprah appearance was just going to be a "fluff" programme where he turned on the charisma and made it sound as though he was not such a bad guy after all.

Right, moving on:

Hello, Schlecklanders! Greeting from England: see that white blob just beyond the low wall? That's my car.


It's been snowing for a couple of hours, and it's forecast to go on for two days solid, stop for a day, then another several days of it.  We're not set up for it, you know! We don't have a chance to get used to it, we're not like those tough folk in Canada or Sweden (for example) - most years, we barely see any snow at all. And tomorrow LLB and I have a 175 mile journey right up the middle of the country. Lovely!

Meanwhile, what of Schleckland?

Well, it hasn't felt right, to be writing about Our Andy while Frankie is still waiting with the Doom of Damocles hanging over his head. It felt particularly wrong to be thinking of writing any humorous at this time. And of course we haven't had much input, as there's not much going on - apart from team-jumping, sponsor-abandonment, and prep for the Tour Down Under.

Ahh, the Tour Down Under.  On the BBC news today, squeezed right down the bottom under screaming headlines of "Snow paralyses UK!"  "schools close due to snow!" (most school children in the UK can WALK to their schools, huh, when I was at school we didn't get a day off just because of snow, we were expected to get there and get on with it, grumble grumble) "Someone Killed Due To Snow" etc etc, there was a tiny mention that Sydney is having the scorchingest day ever.

Wonder how early Andy and the others are going to go out there to acclimatise? Mondorf - pause while I check the traffic cameras - looks pretty much like England at the moment, so let's hope they've already gone out there.

I thought I remembered a mention that Andy was planning to go to Australia a couple of weeks early, anyone know if he did?


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Frankie: Another Six Weeks!

Poor Frankie, after a 2-hour hearing with the Luxembourg anti-doping association (LADA) (OK, I know it's ALAD really, but LADA is funnier), he now has to wait another six weeks before getting a decision.

For heaven's sake, why???

And the Lux paper Le Quotidien has run a piece suggesting that Nissan are withdrawing their support from RadioShack, for unspecified reasons, but of course it's all to do with bloody Armstrong and the doping scandal.

Interesting side note - did anybody else laugh hysterically at the report that Dr Ferrari gave an interview in which he said he'd never seen Armstrong dope,  and explained the "never had a positive test" as being simply because Armstrong always rode clean? Mind you, Dr Ferrari also said that he had never told anyone to dope, but was concerned only with giving advice on nutrition and training schedules, and the use of cunning tricks such as training at altitude.  Somehow I don't quite believe him...

Anyway, the loss of Nissan might be a good thing as far as Trek are concerned.  They were mighty cross this year at not being allowed to be in the team name - you remember, no more than two sponsor names for Pro-Teams - so next year it might well be RadioShack Trek.  

Maybe RadioShack will give up sponsoring as well: after all, they are the main name associated with Armstrong. Then perhaps Leopard will come back in as sponsors, and hey! Leopard Trek!

Well, I'm very sorry for Frankie and all the family, it would have been so much nicer if this could have been resolved before Christmas. Still, let's send them all our very best wishes for Christmas, and we all hope to see a much better New Year for everyone.

Have a lovely Christmas break, Schlecklanders, I don't expect there will be much blogging over the holidays, so I will send you all my wishes for a super Christmas, and a very happy New Year.

Kisses!

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Frankie: today's the day.

At least, we hope that today will be the day... the day that Frankie gets a decision, one way or the other, on his "adverse finding" for a non-banned substance at the Tour.

And we all hope that the decision will be for either no ban, or for a short ban that will allow him to race again as soon as the season starts.

Fingers crossed for you, Frankie!

Andy has already announced that he'll be going over to Australia early, in order to get used to the weather and the time difference, ahead of the Tour Down Under.  I expect all Schlecklanders in the area to get out their cameras and try to spot him out training...

Meanwhile, the Dark Lords of Katusha are spitting mad to be denied a Pro Team licence, despite - they say - filling all the UCI criteria.  They are not happy.

I still think that there has been an admin cock-up on the part of the UCI - well, it wouldn't be the first, would it? - and that they have made a mistake.  This could mean that one of the lowest teams gets a massive disappointment, if the UCI have to put Katusha back in, as they will presumably have to push out one of the other teams to make room for them. Argos and - sharp intake of breath - Stinkoff are the most likely to get the shove, I would have thought.

Or, of course, the UCI could just change their own rules, and have 19 teams this year, instead of 18?


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The Dark Lords are not happy...

Katusha have waited a whole day before reacting with "anger and surprise" at the UCI refusing them Pro Team status.

Well, they have a point - their rider Rodriguez was the Pro Team number one rider this year, beating even Bradley Wiggins with 692 points: and Katusha as a team were ranked second.

How on earth can the UCI justify not giving them a Pro Team licence for next year?

The Dark Lords of Katusha are not happy.... they are even claiming that this action effectively puts Russia out of the World Tour, as just about all the Russian riders in the peloton are in Katusha.

And this decision has come just five weeks before the start of the season - honestly, what is going on with the UCI? There's a phrase in the UK, "unable to organise a piss-up in a brewery" which is beginning to seem rather appropriate for the UCI.

(Note for non UK readers: "piss-up" = drinking session, ie getting pissed (drunk):  brewery = place where beer is made, ie you'd think that any moron would be able to organise one in the other. End of note.)

So what's going on, then? Did someone make a mistake? Will there be a retraction? Will Argos be unceremoniously shoved out to make room for Katusha? Will - *shocked intake of breath* - Stinkoff be the ones to be demoted?




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Dear Employer,

I write to you on behalf of your employee, Brisbane Gal, to notify you that she will be unavailable for work for the period of January 22nd to about, ooh, let's say the 30th, allowing for a couple of extra days to recover afterwards.

As I am sure your Human Resources manager will have told you, Brisbane Girl is a hard-working and valued employee, with an exemplary attendance record, and she has taken all necessary steps to cover her work in her planned absence.

Thank you for your co-operation.

Bris Gal's Auntie Coug.

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There, that should do it?

Yay, share the joy, Andy's going Down Under! (no silly jokes, please.)  Yes, it's true, he will be starting his season rather earlier than usual, so we won't have to wait until the middle of March to see him in action again.

I wonder if he'll be going over there a week or more early, to acclimatise: and in which case, do you think he'll be staying with Stuey? And hey, wouldn't it be fun if Jakob could take his new Astana kit for an outing as well?

Fingers crossed......




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A bad day for Sky ProCycling...

...horrors, what a dreadful day - first we hear that Bradley Wiggins was knocked off his bike while out training, leaving him with a broken rib and a broken finger..

....and now I've just read that Sky's coach, Shane Sutton, has also been knocked off his bike, in a separate incident, leaving him in hospital with bleeding on the brain.

Predictably, there have been calls for the government to incorporate cycle-safe features in road junctions etc, but the real problem is, of course, that in this country, motorists don't care about cyclists.

Although I have to say that most cyclists don't help themselves by being "invisible", and by picking and choosing which rules of the road they are going to obey.

By skipping over red traffic lights, cycling on pavements (illegal in the UK) etc, they lead to a "them and us" mentality with car drivers determined - at some level - to get some sort of revenge.

They - the car drivers - never seem to think about the realities of aching legs, a sore bottom, getting soaking wet, having "hat hair" and so on... it's not all fun, being a cyclist.

It would be nice if we would all be a little bit nicer to each other.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Spain...

...the sun is beating down, the dust is swirling in mini-tornado shapes, and the harsh cries of a buzzard echo across the empty landscape.

Andy: "Mate, what was that?"
Jakob: "What was what?"

They stop pedalling, and the tandem coasts to a halt. The cloud of red dust around them subsides.

Andy: "I thought I heard something..."

He looks around, in a hunted manner.

Jakob: " Nah, nothing there. Come on, only another two hours and we can head back for the hotel."
Andy:  "Wait! There it was again!"

Nervously, he turns from side to side, looking over his shoulder. Jakob, on the back, looks back the way they have come. Way, way back in the distance, there is a small cloud of red dust. It is getting larger, and closer.

Jakob: (poking Andy in the back to get his attention) "Look!"
Andy:  "Ow! What?"

Andy looks back, to see where Jakob is looking.  The cloud of dust grows larger, and closer.

Andy: "Ooer, what's that? Is it following us?"
Jakob: "I don't know, but I can tell you one thing, Coug used to always be going on about zombie towns out here in the  middle of nowhere."
Andy: "Jakob! Mate, that was only a joke! There aren't really any zombies, you know."
Jakob: (a worried frown creases his otherwise perfect forehead) "But, but, she used to say that zombies ate cyclists, remember?"
Andy: (cuffing Jakob on the shoulder) "Come on! Don't be silly, there is no such thing as zombies."

The cloud of dust grows larger, and a strange whining noise can just barely be heard.

Jakob: "Right, that's it, I'm unclipping."
Andy: "What?! Don't unclip, how are we going to pedal away?"
Jakob: "Look how fast it's approaching. We could never outrun it. They must have stolen a car."
Andy: "Who?"
Jakob: "The zombies."

Andy looks at him. They both unclip, and step off the tandem.  The cloud of dust is nearly upon them.

Jakob: (nervously) "Err, mate, if this is it, well, I have to say, it's been really, really good knowing you, and I'm really sorry about that training tape."
Andy: "What training - what! Was that you?"

At that moment the cloud of dust screeches to a halt, enveloping them both in a cloud of choking sand. When it settles, a UPS van is revealed, with the driver rummaging around in the back. He approaches our Leopards with a large box and a clipboard.

UPS man: "Hola, Meester Fooogle-slang?"

Numbly, Jakob nods his head. The UPS man hands him the clipboard and asks him to sign, then gets back in the van and drives off, leaving them looking at the box.

Andy: "Well, not a zombie, then. Go on, open it!"

Jakob opens the box. It contains several sets of his new Astana kit.

Andy: "Tasteful."
Jakob: "Mmm."
Andy: "I see they went with the turquoise again."
Jakob: "Mmm."

They strap the box to the back of the tandem, get on it, clip in, and cycle away....

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Making the Tour de France safer.

As we all know *smiles proudly* the organisers of the Tour are clearly reading this blog, as they are now thinking of incorporating our suggestions of reducing the numbers of riders, in order to make the Tour safer.

OK, *rolls eyes* so they didn't exactly copy all my suggestions: but I have another suggestion that might help.

One of the main problems is the sheer number of riders in the peloton, which - frankly - is what leads to crashes.

Too many riders all trying to get up the front of the block, and too many riders being squeezed into narrow pinch-points along the route.

Mr Prudhomme's suggestion about reducing the teams to 8 members each is a step in the right direction - although I prefer my suggestion of having teams of 9, but only 7 of them ride each day. Teams can then select the best mix of riders for each day's parcours, with the proviso that GC and jersey contenders have to ride every day.  So, basically, the domestiques can be interchangeable.

My next suggestion - ASO, are you listening? Sit up at the back, and pay attention - is to have alternative routes at a few points along the way, with teams/riders being able to choose which way to go.

For example, a steep hill with KOM points, could have an alternative flatter route.  Riders choose whether to go up the climb, or take the (generally longer) route around the outside.


Yes, those Buffalo Boys can go round the outside. Round the outside? Round the outside.

This would make more sense of the breakaways, for example: a small break could ignore the KOM hill, saving their legs by riding around it, leaving the KOM points for the genuine climbers arriving later.

Sprint points, maybe, could be treated the same way: with a choice between the shorter route, or the longer route with Sprint point. So the riders going for the sprint jersey would go that way, and the early breakaway would take the shorter route, in order to stay away.

Every "choice" point would be, in effect, splitting the peloton: thus reducing the size of the bunch.  It would also give teams a chance to demonstrate their firm grasp of team tactics (or not, ha! ha!) by forcing them to make decisions as to which way they would go.

It would also serve to keep the jersey points amongst those who are competing for it, rather than "wasting" jersey points on members of breakaways, who are often not even interested in jerseys.

And would tend to keep the jerseys separate from the GC contenders, who would obviously take the route that is easiest on their legs.

How does that sound, folks? Sensible? Silly? Worth a try? Do you have a better suggestion?

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Even Team Sky are suffering.

With departures, that is.

Dave Brailsford, Team Principle,  took the brave step recently of announcing that every single rider and member of staff would be interviewed individually, and anyone who was unable to sign a statement confirming that they had never been involved in doping would have to leave.

"Brave" because there was every likelihood that he would be left with a team of under-25s!!

Dave Brailsford's policy has always been zero tolerance for doping, which is why the British rider David Millar is not riding for Sky, even though he and Dave Brailsford are good friends: Fran Miller, David's sister, is Dave B's personal assistant,  so they have close ties. But as David Millar is a former (reluctant) doper, even though he has served his time, been banned, been nearly bankrupt, and has come back from that to be a staunch anti-doping campaigner, he is not eligible to ride for Team Sky.

As we have seen in the news recently,  Sky were faced with a very difficult position when Bobby Julich, one of their Coaches, was forced to admit to doping 14 years ago when he rode with Lance Armstrong.

Dave had to decide: was he going to "backdate" his zero tolerance policy?

Or merely say "As long as you are clean now, it's ok."?

This must have been a tremendously hard decision to make - ok, for riders maybe you would need to take a hard line, but coaches? Does it matter if a soigneurs used to be a doper? Or a DS?  Where do you draw that line? Bruyneel is in deep trouble, but Uncle Bjarne is still running his team, and he admits that he doped back in the 90s.

Well, Dave decided to be strong, and is indeed going for the backdated zero tolerance. Everyone who admits it will have to leave the team, but they are getting a good financial send-off - the amusingly named parachute payment - and are at least leaving with some sense of dignity. He has made it plain that anyone who does not confess now and leave, and is found later to have lied, will be shot, stuffed, and used as a hood ornament on one or the other of the Death Stars.

I have to admire his strength, but I do hope that he isn't going to run out of riders and staff!

A few days ago we had the news that Steven de Jongh, DS,  admitted that he doped back when he was a rider, and he and his parachute payment are, even now, wafting down through the skies.

Today the amazingly-badly-timed news is that Sean Yates has announced his retirement as DS.

Obviously everyone is going to say "oh, couldn't sign the document, huh?" as Sean has a long history in cycling, as a rider, riding with Lance, coaching Lance, working with Bruyneel, etc etc.

But I've been wondering about Sean's health for a while now: it's a running joke between LLB and I when Sean Yates is interviewed, that he (and I know this sounds disrespectful, so I apologise in advance to Sean Yates and his family) sounds as though he is at least half drunk. He slurs his words, and seems to have difficulty following his train of thought.  It's easy to make jokes about doping or drinking, but for the past year I've been wondering if he'd had a medical problem, something like a stroke, or something that would affect his speech.

And now he's actually said “I have suffered with my health in recent years" and he also confirms that he has had the one-on-one interview with Dave Brailsford, who said “Sean has been interviewed and there were no admissions or disclosures that would have required him to leave the team.”

So that's all right - but what bad timing for Sky. At least they have another year of sponsorship contracted.. although, yes, we all know how contracts can be broken.

Which leads to an interesting thought - well, interesting for UK readers, at any rate: what happens if Sky decline to continue sponsoring the team? It's unthinkable that British cycling could allow this fantastic team to be disbanded: there has never been as much interest in the sport, and we did win the Tour this year, yay!

Fingers crossed that Sky see the value in sticking with it.

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Meanwhile, somewhere in Spain:

A cloud of dust is seen approaching a tiny, one-horse town in the middle of the desert. As the camera zooms in, the dust-cloud enters the town square and screeches to a halt outside the saloon.

The one horse rears up in fear, neighing, and is calmed by a toothless peasant.

The dust settles, revealing Andy Schleck and Jakob Fuglsang, riding a tandem. It is impossible to discern what kit they are wearing, as they are covered in dust.

Andy: "Splfff!"
Jakob: "Pfff! Thbbbt!"

The saloon doors swing open and the bar-keeper appears, holding a glass of water in each hand.

Andy: "gackkkk!"
Jakob: "kackkkkk!"

They both lean sideways to take the water, and fall off the tandem. Another cloud of dust rises all around them.

The bar-keeper looks down at them, spits casually to one side, then takes a bucket of water from the nearby trough, and throws it over them. The boys raise two identical mud-coloured faces, take the glasses of water, and drink deeply.

They look at each other, grinning, with startlingly white teeth in their muddy faces.

Andy: "Mate, whose idea was it to train in Spain?"
Jakob: "Yours."
Andy: "Oh. Sorry about that. Hey, it's five degrees and raining in Luxembourg."
Jakob: "And your point is..?"
Andy: "Well, we could be training there instead?"

They look at each other, remembering previous winters in Luxembourg (which has a climate startlingly similar to that in the UK ie lots of rain and pretty grim).

Jakob: "OK! Let's get one with it then! How's the backside?"
Andy:  "Ooh, not too bad, I reckon I'm good for another hour or so."
Jakob: "Right! Off we go!"

They swing their legs over the tandem, getting slightly tangled up as they do so - on reflection, it would be better if the one in front got on before the one on the back.... but they get their legs sorted out, and pedal off across the desert.


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Cycling news: they are listening to us!

Good news, Schlecklanders, ASO - organisers of the Tour - are indeed listening to us.

For quite some time I have been suggesting ways to make the Tour safer without making it dull, and one of those was reducing the number of riders.

Not by scrapping teams, but by reducing the numbers.

I think my finest suggestion was to have a 9-man team, only 7 of which rode each day, thus allowing two "substitutes" who would be the most appropriate domesiques for the stage.

GC and jersey contenders would have to ride every day, but domestiques could be changed. (And to keep them fit, they could ride part/most of the route behind the race, if they wanted to.)

This would effectively reduce the number in the peleton, without hampering the teams.

Recently, Mr Prudhomme  announced that he is considering reducing team size to eight riders.

Yay!

Perhaps they will take up some of my other suggestions, too: how about the one where teams change a wheel against the clock in order to get a time bonus?

Or where they get points for accuracy of discarding bidons into a net after the feed zone?

Or get penalised for having a really, really ugly kit? (Footon Servelo, this means YOU.)

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Alice said....

... and I responded, but my comment was too long for the comment box!

Having taken the trouble to write it, I didn't want to waste it, so here it is:

Hi Alice,

Thanks for your comments, those are exactly the sort of well-thought out, (non-ranting) comments that I like to hear.

There have always been positive tests, but yes, some riders were caught/confessed without a posi-test.... in cases where the other evidence was overwhelming - and we are talking about bags of blood that DNA tests prove to be theirs, so that they had no option but to confess. But yes, you are right. Saying "I never had a posi-test" is a lawyers' argument.  It's morally reprehensible, but you can't say he was guilty of doping without a posi-test - or a confession (no chance!) or overwhelming evidence, and although we keep being told about the 1000 page report - read it yet, anyone? All of it? - we also know that it is the same old stuff that the FBI assembled, and then scrapped.

Second, you have made my point much better than I made it! Yes, I fully believe that Lance would use anything, until it was both banned AND detectable. I think we all realise that he is a pretty hard-boiled character, and would fly very close to the line. His own books say as much: he has spent his entire life, private and professional, pushing lines and boundaries. (Yes, and pushing people about, as well.)

Thirdly, this whole issue of him giving money to the UCI for anti-doping does confuse me. Is it possible that he was giving money to fund specific testing, perhaps of doping techniques that he did not use himself? That would make him look good, ("Oh look, I give money to the anti-doping fight") without exposing him to any risk. 

If, on the other hand, he planned to give money to the UCI in order to protect himself from posi-tests, surely he would have given it privately to the guy in charge, not openly to the organisation?

I mean, covering up a posi-test must involve so very many people: testers, technicians, admin staff, data inputters, fax operators, probably janitors and cleaners as well - how would you know that you have covered every single person? As we know from the Contador case, it only takes one lab technician to leak details to the press.

Surely it would be better to bribe the guy in charge, and let him work out who he needed to sub-bribe (if there is such a thing) in order to protect a particular set of specimens. Giving the money openly the the UCI he would have no control over how it was used.

Even then, if he bribed the guy in charge, then as per the Contador problem, I don't think it would work. There have been allegations of Lance doping for a decade, so any technician etc with any real knowledge or proof of a "fixed" test would have gone to the press long since.

I take the point that the UCI, receiving money from Lance, would be highly embarrassed if that funding revealed that Lance had been doping. But, as per above, I don't think they could have concealed it - I think someone would have blabbed. Lance does have a way of making enemies, and amongst all the hundreds of "little people" working at the UCI, at the labs, etc, there must have been a good number of Lance-haters who would gleefully have shopped him, had there been any evidence.

4th- yeah, Dr Ferrari. Speak to Cadel Evans about that one! 

Contador - yes, I read that report and nearly cheered out loud! As you might know, I'm not a big Conti fan, but to hear him stating that until it's proven, he won't believe it, really made my day! I nearly wrote a post on the subject. Indurain likewise: these are serious cycling people, people who should know, and I respect their opinions more than the opinions of the Twitterati.

And that, of course, is the thrust of my argument: I'm not actually debating Lance's guilt or otherwise, but I seriously hate the way the world is ready to string him up without even hearing the evidence properly. Properly = two sides, court of law, perjury etc. Not "some bloke I've never heard of telling a story about some other bloke talking about an email from Lance threatening something". Come on, get real: witness A is "telling a story" ie something he remembers, which he might have got incorrect, about witness B, who's not even a witness, reading something which may or may not have been taken out of context. Even the wording of the story is annoying to me: it was described as "a furious email" from Lance. From reading a couple of Lance's own books, I have formed the impression that a "furious" email from him would have effing and blinding in it, and any threats would be very clear indeed and would probably involve physical harm. It certainly would not be calm and clear, and quite possibly worded by a PR person with oversight from a legal advisor. But enough of that.

Remember Contador? Remember Frankie? Both claim to be innocent of doping, both have been strung up by the press and the Twitterati, and "everyone" believes whoever shouts loudest. Which is, of course, the Twitterati. (I use that term to encompass the journos as well, of course).

And that's what really bugs me.

As for the unlovely Mr McQuaid, I don't think he has a clue what to do, what to say, or how to save cycling. It would be in his interests, you would have thought, to have insisted on a proper court case, as now "everyone" thinks the UCI are a bunch of useless tossers who can be nobbled or bullied into covering up posi-tests.

I'm with you Alice - I'm doubtful about the whole thing, but I am getting quite certain that we will never know the truth...

Coug

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Tiger Woods is talking rubbish!

Schlecklanders, I just had to share this one with you. Don't take a mouthful of coffee at this point otherwise, I warn you, you might spray it across the breakfast table.

Tiger Woods, golfer with silly name, has taken it upon himself to comment on the current cycling doping scandal.

I quote from the report:

" Golf's greatest star says the few good men in golf would never allow a scandal of the magnitude that is occurring with Lance Armstrong and cycling."

He is then quoted as saying: "This is a sport where we turn ourselves in on mistakes,"  while talking to reporters in Malaysia prior to the CIMB Classic. "A ball moves in the trees, the guys call penalties on themselves. I think that's one of the neat things about our game, and I think with the (anti-doping) testing, it's only enhanced that respectability throughout all of sport."

Pardon me while I choke with laughter.

Golf? Walking around a gently rolling lawned area, for what - an hour or so? Retiring to the Clubhouse if it rains? I don't think I've even seen a golfer getting sweaty, have you?

What on earth would they need to dope for?

It hardly compares with 21 days of racing, 6 hours a day, through all weather, road conditions, accidents, obstructions, distractions etc, does it?

Tiger, mate, I hate to sound condescending but golf is not exactly an extreme sport.  In fact, I'm not entirely sure it's a sport, is it? Can it count as a sport if you don't even get sweaty doing it?

And what was that about the "few good men in golf would never allow a scandal..."

Huh?

Does he mean there are only a few men in golf, but they are all good? Or are there lots of men in golf, but only a few of them are good? (Women golfers, feel free to bat him round the head with a number 6 iron at this point.)

And as for "would never allow a scandal..."  Pff! Every moment of their silly game  alleged sport is fully televised, the only "cheating" they could possibly do would be to manually throw a ball out of the bunker - nope, can't do that, cameras all around - or to put little remote controlled motors inside the balls. Hmm, not very likely. 

There is just no comparison at all. I really don't understand the point of asking someone like him about the cycling scandal, do you?

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Andy's looking forward to the Tour!

Good boy! *pets Andy*

Why this sudden demonstration of affection for Our Andy? It's due to the report out today with his response to the Tour 2013 parcours announcement, and the current doping scandal.

And they gave us a nice picture, he's actually smiling!

So, next year's Tour route has been announced: it's a lot lighter on the TTs, and has four good mountain top finishes, and generally speaking it suits Our Andy a great deal more than last year's one.

He's already in training, he says he still has pain from that broken pelvis, but says "I can ride my bike relatively well." Phew, I think if I had a cracked pelvis I would be taking it very, very gently for months and months.

You have to admire the dedication of these athletes, getting out there and getting on with it, don't you?

Andy has, as we know, already said that he's not giving up cycling, even though Papa Schleck has recommended it, and we are all glad to hear that - although not wishing any disrespect to his father, this is one time when I am glad Andy is making up his own mind.  I don't think it would be much fun writing a blog about a traffic cop in Luxembourg....

And when faced with the "inevitable" questioning about doping in cycling, he says:

“What has happened in the past has been really bad. We cannot just put it aside. But on the other hand: most of these things are from the past and we need to draw a line,” he said. “The young generation, and I count myself in that, has nothing to do with this past and we are the victims of it, in a way.

“So I'm saying: let's not forget about what has happened, but let's take lessons from it and move on."

 
 This is just what I want to hear: Cavendish was saying very much the same things on the BBC recently: I am not sure if that link will work, but he says that it's not fair to label all cyclists as cheats, and makes the same point about the younger generation of cyclists having a very different philosophy to that of ten years ago.

He also makes the point that only in cycling are we digging back over 10 years: in other sports they might catch a cheat (a doper, or just breaking a rule) and punish them now, but they don't back-date the punishment. 
 
I read a blog the other day from someone saying that these days, in football, we have the "instant reply" where they can pause the game, watch the footage and decide if a challenged decision is valid or not.

But they don't dig out instant replays from several years ago, decide that someone had broken a rule, and change the decision. Only in cycling!

So, moving on, next year we have the 100th Tour!!! Big celebrations!! Memo to self: get some yellow clothing.....  and, fingers crossed, next year might be the year that we see Andy on the top of the podium, having won it on the road, as he wants to.

Yay!


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Papa Schleck tells Andy "Give it up, boy!"

What's all that about?
Apparently Johny Schleck has been talking to a French publication about the state of cycling these days.
As an aside, am I the only one who thinks of Johny Schleck as Joe-nee? Here in the UK, the name is John with one "n", and the casual version is Johnny with two "n"s. Pronounced Jonn-ee. But with only one "n" it just doesn't look right, and I think of him as Joe-nee, as in Joni Mitchell. ("Big yellow taxi")Is that just me?

Anyway, leaving aside the pronunciation of his name, he has suddenly told the press that he thinks Andy and Frankie should give up cycling.

This seems a bit of an odd thing to say, just at this time: clearly he is bothered by the doping scandal, well, aren't we all, and clearly he is concerned about Frankie and his personal doping scandal. He tells the paper that Frankie is "depressed", and has spent a lot of money on fighting the accusations.

But he was a pro cyclist at a time when doping was accepted. I seem to remember, when I first started following Andy Schleck, reading interviews where he said that he was determined from the beginning that his boys would be "clean" riders, and I have often read references to them being part of the "new generation" of clean riders. It was one of the things that made me want to follow the Schlecks: the idea that their parents were also from the sporting world, as they were both professional athletes - they would know all about the pressures, and would ensure that Andy and Frankie were aware of the pitfalls of doping,and were never pressured to become part of it.

So why would he decide that they should throw away everything they have worked for, all their lives, just now?

It seems a bit odd.

OK, Frankie is going through a terrible experience right now, and Andy has certainly had a horrible, horrible year, but that is only one year: they will get through it, things will get better.  Frankie is probably approaching his peak cycling years now, and Andy is just getting better every year (said she, loyally, ignoring the total lack of results from 2012).

Elle made a good point in the comments on the last post, in that our boys have indeed pissed off some big names in cycling, not least being Mr Bruyneel and his entourage. "The Schlecks are not easy to work with" he said earlier this year, ha! ha! "Not easy to bully", perhaps?

But this is not a reason for giving up - not now, not when it is all at the tipping point (I think) and is going to get better. No, stop laughing, or making cynical noises, I really feel that this scandal is going to be the one that fixes cycling: sometimes you have to shake something to its core in order to shake some sense into it.

The next couple of years are going to be a bit lean on the sponsor side, I suspect, and it is entirely possible that the ProTeam league might go down to maybe 10-15 teams for a while, but I don't think this signals the end of cycling, do you?

Especially as Mr Bruyneel is going to be, er, very busy for the forthcoming months: hopefully far too busy to be interfering with Andy and Frankie. I know it's rude of me, bearing in mind that I've never met the guy, but I have formed an opinion about him, and I would be very happy to see him thrown out of cycling: or at the very least, sidelined for the duration of a long-drawn-out investigation ("Ha! See how you like it, matey!) that keeps him away until certain contracts expire, and certain riders are free once more.

So come on Andy, just this once, don't listen to your Papa.

Besides, what would they do?

If he doesn't want to ride, then presumably he wouldn't want them to be any part of it: so would we end up with Frankie working in the casino in Mondorf? Andy commuting to an office job in Lux city? What a terrible thought!

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Lance Armstrong: Saint or Swine?

OK, I've found in life that there's no point trying to duck awkward issues: sometimes you just have to meet them head on, say what you want to say, then move on.

As per a recent post of mine, I am SICK TO DEATH of forum/twitter posters (and blog commenters) who spout off angrily and spitefully about [insert subject - they don't seem to be too fussy!] which just generates more bad feeling.  I believe it's called "trolling", where people, thinking that they are protected by the anonymity of the internet, seem to think they have the right to be as nasty as they want, with no come-back.

What's this all in aid of? Well, the Lance Armstrong thing has reared its head again, and I don't want to spend the next several weeks having this blog's comments hijacked by people wanting to rant on about that subject.

So I thought I would tell you all my thoughts on the matter, then we need not comment on him any more, but can just deal with the scandal as it affects our Leopard boys.

Armstrong is someone who divides opinion very strongly: you either love him or hate him, it would seem.

Personally, I'm not that bothered: I'm certainly not a fan, but I don't hate him either. I've read a couple of his books, (among many other cycling books) so my comments are influenced by that, in the following two ways: on the one hand, there is no better authority on Lance than Lance himself, so we can assume that reading his books gives you a better insight than reading news reports (we all know how accurate THEY are, ha! ha!). On the other hand, he wrote them himself so you would expect him to show himself in the best light possible, so reading his books give a somewhat biased view of the person.

We are not children, we are adults, and part of being an adult is taking the responsibility to assess what you read, to balance news sources, and to make your own decision as to what you think is likely to be truth - not to blindly accept what someone else says, especially on the news and ESPECIALLY on the forums. Rather like using Wikipedia - you know, you have to hope that you are not reading it on a day when some idiot has decided to be "funny" and to make some silly changes.

So, starting with facts:

Armstrong is an outstanding athlete for two specific reasons which have been scientifically proven, it is a matter of record, not of opinion: 1) his blood can carry more oxygen than "normal" and 2) his muscles produce less lactic acid than "normal". More oxygen gives greater reserves of strength before feeling tired, and lactic acid is what makes our muscles burn when we over-use them. This means he can go faster, further and harder than we can, and it doesn't hurt him as much as it does us, plus he recovers more quickly.    Lucky him.  I would expect to find that Contador is similarly blessed.

Right, so we start with him being naturally "good" at sports.

He was a winner during a time when doping was, well, quite common. It was "all the rage",  "everyone did it", it was "well, if you don't dope, everyone else will, so why should you let them have the advantage" etc, it was a cultural thing. We keep hearing all this stuff, from a lot of sources, so we have to believe it.

Did Armstrong dope during this time? Who knows: but bear in mind that he was naturally gifted, stronger than everyone else in the team, and it's quite likely that he was the one that everyone else was trying to keep up with.

He says "I have never had a positive dope test."  and I believe him - he is probably the most-tested cyclist over the last 10 years, and you can bet your boots that if there were a single positive test, it would have been publicised. Remember Contador? A tiny, tiny amount of a banned substance, the UCI themselves wanted to keep it under wraps, and still someone leaked it to the press. By now, with all this money at stake, if anyone had real proof of a positive test, they would have run to the press with it. Therefore we can believe that statement.

Now, saying "I never had a positive dope test" is not the same as saying "I have never doped."

I believe - and you don't have to follow me on this one, it's only my opinion - that Armstrong made use of any and every Performance Enhancer (Drug or otherwise) that was not banned, and that includes weird food supplements, odd herbal preparations, any exercise or physical therapy that would help. Well, wouldn't you? I am perfectly willing to believe that Armstrong, working for a big, well-funded team, and working for a manager who would do pretty much anything to win, would have access to all the very latest ideas, theories and suggestions about how to improve performance. And would also know exactly when any specific item was going to be found by WADA and added to the banned list, in time to stop using it.

I can't believe that he used "illegal" PEDS and was just "very lucky" and didn't get caught: he was, as mentioned, possibly the most-tested cyclist of our time and if he had been trying to slip in a crafty PED here and there, well, he would have been caught. There are some stories in the press ("pfff!") about ways to fake urine tests, with tubing and someone else's urine etc etc - sorry, I just don't believe all that stuff. For two reasons: firstly it has all the hallmarks of a classic urban myth {*1} and secondly because if that were the case, believe me, people would be crawling out of the woodwork to say so.

{*1} Urban myth: a story that is not true, but that we really, really want to be true because it contains the following elements - someone was lying, tried to cover it up, got caught out, preferably in a really embarrassing way. This makes us feel smug that we aren't that stupid.

Now, at this point we have to draw a line and look at this again: the above was all written about three months ago, but I didn't finish the post and publish it, as I just didn't want to get embroiled in the Lance trolling. But as we all know, this case has now broken wide open, and we are all having to deal with the fall-out. There have already been a couple of comments today and yesterday about Lance, so - as per the first sentence - I  might just as well deal with it head on.

Firstly I have to re-state, for the benefit of the thick, and the skip-readers: I am NOT a Lance fan. At the time of his wins, I was a superficial cycling fan, I watched the Tour but not all of it, and I didn't have any great interest in the riders. (oh, how things have changed!) So please, I don't want the rabid Lance Haters ripping my every word to shreds. Nor do I want the rabid Lance Fans singing his praises. I like to think that we are all grown-ups here, we can make up our own minds and we won't be influenced by anyone shouting on about it.

There is one odd fact that has to be dealt with: the FBI spent two years investigating the allegations of systematic doping, and in Feb of this year they dropped the investigation. They said "there is no case to be answered."

Now pardon me if I am taking TV too literally, but I cannot believe that the great and powerful FBI would fail to pursue every single, tiny, little lead, applying pressure wherever they went. We don't have the FBI here in the UK, we have the Police and that's pretty much it. In America you seem to have the cops, then there are US Marshalls, then the FBI (and possibly something called Homeland Security, but that might be fictional) and the clear message is that the FBI out-ranks everyone else - when they appear, the normal cops roll their eyes and say the American equivalent of  "oh blimey, it's the Feds, they will take over our case."

So if the FBI, with all their powers, found that there was no case..... and the USADA case has the same statements, the same witnesses, the same facts..... well, I just don't believe that the real-life equivalents of Mulder and Scully would fail to get to the bottom of it. And if they did fail, then I simply don't believe that a sporting arbitration panel could do any better.

Now I can hear some of you jumping and down and shouting about all the new witnesses who have come forward.

Yes, all of those who would not come forward for the FBI? Those who have come forward after Lance announced that he would not be fighting any more?

Makes you wonder why they would not speak to the FBI, but will speak to the media.

Oh, I know that one, "Lance is a bully who threatens people who stand up against him." Yes, I can believe that, but the FBI, you would have thought, would have been the only people who could persuade scared witnesses to speak.

Anyway *sighs* it seems to me there are two aspects of this affair, which are getting confused. One is the issue of Lance doping, which he has always denied. The other is the systematic cheating, lying, and oppressing of lesser riders - which, incidentally, I can fully believe.

Personally, I am still waiting to make my mind up about the first aspect. Did Lance dope? He says he didn't, he has sworn in court before that he hasn't: but you do have to realise that whatever he says has been very carefully composed by a lawyer, so it may be technically truthful, but not morally truthful.

What do I mean by that? As stated at the top, I believe that Lance will have used every possible means to improve his performance and that of the people around him, and the statement "I have never tested positive for drugs" is not the same as "I have never taken drugs." As I believe I have discussed before, ages ago, Lance will never be able to make the sworn statement, for example, "I have never done EPO" because he did EPO as part of his cancer treatment. In the same way, I am absolutely certain that he would have taken every PED (Performance Enhancing Drug) ever invented, right up until the moment when it became illegal and testable.

As an aside, don't forget that when the Tour first started, it was considered "cheating" to practise for it......

So I suppose I would be prepared to accept the sworn statement that Lance has never taken illegal PEDs at the time during which they were illegal. If you see what I mean, pardon that confused sentence.

As for the second aspect, the "sophisticated doping program": so far, based on what I have read in books and in the news over the last several years, including the opinion I have formed about Lance and Mr Bruyneel - bearing in mind that I have never met either of them - I am fully prepared to accept that they encouraged and/or allowed other riders to dope, in order to support Lance.

I am also fully prepared to accept that most teams, back in the day, allowed/encouraged their riders to dope, and I do believe that some teams made it plain to riders that if they did not dope, and did not get results, then they would lose their contracts.

I don't KNOW, but I can easily believe, that Mr Bruyneel would be the sort of team boss that would push all his riders to perform, with threats of the sack if they didn't, knowing full well that the only way the riders could meet his demands would be for them to dope.

It also seems believable, on balance, that Mr Bruyneel would have sources that warned him of impending tests in order to get his riders in fit condition to be tested.

I have not read the whole of the USADA statement, and I am aware that I am being influenced by other people's opinion here, but still, I am prepared to believe that Lance (and Mr Bruyneel, of course) bullied, forced, and coerced other riders to dope, in order to support him.

I think that it is clear from Mr Bruyneel's own website and blog, that he is highly competitive, driven, forceful and, like Lance, fearless in pushing forward his own agenda, regardless of how many people get trampled underneath. You don't get to win the Tour seven times, or to produce the number of sporting successes that Mr Bruyneel has, without being ruthless.

So yes, I am prepared to believe about the doping program.

Well, there you go, that's my opinion on the subject. I can accept Lance's carefully composed sworn statements of not doping, on the understanding that I believe he sailed very, very close to the "illegal" line. I can believe the doping program aspect.

Now we can move on to the diabolical treatment this case is getting from cycling news, forums and fans.

As I commented on my last post:

1) There has not been a "proper" court-style case where one side presents the accusations, the other side presents the defence, and an unbiased panel make a judgement. (Yes, I know Armstrong chose not to, that's not my point.)

2) Yet "everyone" has judged that Lance is guilty. Before the USADA have even announced their findings. (Yes, I know that looking at what has been leaked so far, any idiot would say that Armstrong is guilty. But until or unless we hear both sides, how can anyone say that any "verdict" will be the truth?)

I call it "Trial by Twitter", where whoever shouts the loudest is the one who is believed.


USADA haven't even issued their "verdict" yet - it's due out at mid-day today - and yet everyone is screaming that Lance is guilty.

I was pleased when I read that Oakley, sunglasses sponsor said "we've read what they said, we'll wait to hear what Lance has to say."  At last, I thought, someone behaving like a grown-up, and not kowtowing to what the forums, Twitter and the media are saying.

Then one day later, they withdrew their backing. I find that pathetic - to be so influenced by what morons on Twitter say!  These are anonymous people! Not "real" people, not people who "know", not people who have the facts, but totally uninformed people who believe what they read in the media. Even the people standing outside your head office with banners: I have a little more respect for them, at least they weren't wearing balaclavas, but if I were a serious business, I would not allow myself to be blackmailed by a couple of dozen people standing outside for half an hour.

The aspect of this scandal that really annoys me, in case you hadn't noticed, is not so much the case itself, but the way that  "the media" can publish and re-publish and repeat the opinions of the totally uninformed, as though they were facts, thus influencing the rest of the uninformed to believe whatever it is.

It seems sad that everyone these days has to be so quick to leap to conclusions, why can't they wait for facts and then form an opinion, what is it about having to be the first with the news or gossip?  It's as though people have forgotten how to wait, to obtain facts, to assess those facts, to listen to both sides, and to then make a reasoned decision.

In fact, it's as though you ("One") somehow get "points" for being the first to say something, or the first to support someone else saying something.

*shakes head*

Where do we go from here?


"Move forward" is my ideal response. Cycling managed to get past the Festina scandal, we will get past this one.  Maybe next year and the year after there won't be as many Pro teams as there are now;  we will lose a few more sponsors, I imagine, but who knows, that might  make the Tour a little safer, if there are fewer riders. (Although "fewer cars" would be more desirable than fewer riders...)

Perhaps a new era of "clean" teams might lead to some new sponsors.

Enterprising managers could perhaps approach some new companies for sponsorship.

How about some of the "pure" toiletry companies?

I'd love to see a team sponsored by Dove, for example.


They make skin-care, hair-care, body lotions etc, and one of their slogans, "Where real beauty meets strength" is very appropriate for cycling, don't you think? And it would be a really elegant kit, I bet...

Or how about Pears soap, keeping on the "clean" theme:



"Pure and gentle" isn't quite the image we want to portray in cycling, but it is a TRANSPARENT soap, so that could be a good sub-text. But not a transparent kit, please *shudders*.

LLB suggested it would be fun to get some drugs companies to sponsor a team: they would have to have slogans like "Our team don't use our products - but YOU can!"  or "Brad Wiggins dare not use our products - but YOU can!"



Then there is the whole Health food industry - wouldn't they make good sponsors?




"We're good for you". Yup, I could live with that as a slogan.

Any others that I missed?

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"Wedding fever grips Luxembourg"

*raised eyebrows* Surely not?

Found this on the BBC news website this morning:



Phew, it's ok, it's not Our Andy and TinkerJil, it's the crown prince getting hitched.

Other news to be reported today:  cycling continues to reel from the Armstrong thing: like Jimmy Savile, he's been judged "guilty" even though there hasn't been a court case, and cycling is falling apart at the seams all around.

Rabobank are withdrawing from sponsorship, which is such a shame as they are one of the longest-running pro-team sponsors, 17 years so far, with the most consistent kit.  Luckily they are taking their contract and responsibilities seriously, and are continuing to pay the team for next year, but are taking away their name.

Bert Bruggink said " the USADA report into doping by Lance Armstrong and the US Postal Service team was the reason for the decision."

Thanks, USADA.

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