Because yellow is the colour of...

Ushi: "Ducks."

Andy: (clearly deciding to humour the insane person) "Yes, small ducks."

Ushi: "So they put you in a shirt the colour of small ducks. Why?"

Andy: (shaking head and laughing) "I don't think it has anything to do with small ducks."

Ushi: "Not small ducks?"

Andy: "No - I think someone said yellow is a cool colour, let's put the leader in yellow."

(Andy, pet, we hope that you are playing along with the joke and that really, deep down, you know that it's yellow because the original sponsor of the TdF was Yellow Pages, and of course yellow was their colour.)

What am I talking about? More Schpleculation? No, an interview with Frank and Andy, for a spoof tv programme.

With many, many, thanks to Boulder Elle for the link.  I am still laughing.

See Frankie say indignantly "I don't do drugs!"

Laugh at Andy's sweaty armpits - oh boy, was he sweating!


And as for the "how is it hanging? On the bike?" bit: well, I loved the way Frankie, eventually guessing what she was talking about, turned his head away from the camera and clearly whispered to Andy the Lux word for "penis".  So Andy looks at his crotch. 

Enjoy it for yourself, if you haven't already done so: it starts about 13 minutes in.



and here's a nice still: